Poké-update: 2012 FireRed Run

Whoa, whoa, hold up. That bitch said what?

After flying through the wonderful HeartGold version in 2010, and blasting my way through the completely fantastic, albeit  slightly confusing Black version in 2011, another Pokémon season has opened and I am fresh out the gates. Here I will account my newest run through the glorious FireRed version, let you know how things are going in Kanto, and lay my team before you, all in the name of strategy and the inability to be mature in any possible way.

Poke-update!

This is how a Pokeball works.

This shall be a weekly post wherein I will recount my current adventures through the world of Pokemon and ask for advice from you, the loyal readers.